2099: Now Available!

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For some time now I have been tinkering with the idea of a political comedy work- a short text detailing the end of civilization as we know it, framed against the backdrop of the subversive wokeness in most developed nations.

And I finally wrote it. What's funnier than a legless, genetically modified dwarven communist opposing a robot dressed as Ronald Reagan in an election? Well, the destruction of the entire US government and a nuclear war, of course! This little sub-novella was a thrill to write- a relaxing break from the academic material I normally work with.

You'll find snark on every page. It is deliberately atmospheric. I am considering adapting it into an actual novel in the future. For now, the year is 2099- our future... their present.

58 pages.

All the Reasons Why We Need Gun Control: Now Available!

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And now the monumental time is finally here; I wrote this, the ultimate compilation of all reasonable, constitutional arguments for gun control on both a legal and ethical basis. Indeed, there is no argument which can be formulated in favor of US gun control that you will not find in this book- it's simply impossible! Astonish friends and neighbors with your laundry list of pro-gun control arguments and win every debate.

Perfect as a gag gift to annoy your anti-constitution friends or relatives. Get one as a gift for your bitter vegan aunt, or your extremely indoctrinated millennial friend today!

"It costs 17.76 so you know it's patriotic!" -Me

300 pages.