2099: Now Available!

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For some time now I have been tinkering with the idea of a political comedy work- a short text detailing the end of civilization as we know it, framed against the backdrop of the subversive wokeness in most developed nations.

And I finally wrote it. What's funnier than a legless, genetically modified dwarven communist opposing a robot dressed as Ronald Reagan in an election? Well, the destruction of the entire US government and a nuclear war, of course! This little sub-novella was a thrill to write- a relaxing break from the academic material I normally work with.

You'll find snark on every page. It is deliberately atmospheric. I am considering adapting it into an actual novel in the future. For now, the year is 2099- our future... their present.

58 pages.

Orange Man Big Volume II: Now Available!

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This collection of short stories is meant to ridicule and lampoon TDS suffering leftists and neocons while exploring their bizarre psychological abnormalities. In the first volume of these tales, I focused mainly on straight-up political satire, often with a fetishistic angle, but in this volume I decided to deprave it even more and include a greater deal of peepee poopoo comedy. Herein, you'll witness deranged left wingers and a few globalistic neocons deprave themselves to impress Big Don, slipping into hilarious madness over and over again. Of great importance to those who enjoyed the first volume, both Joey and Lil' Ronnie make a reappearance!

These stories are absolutely not based on real life figures suffering from the mental illness known as Trump Derangement Syndrome.

51 pages.

The Book of Styxhexenhammer: Now Available!

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The long-awaited joke of a booklet that I promised people is now here! It's a collection of random and unconnected lore related to my ICQ chat days, the rise of my Youtubing, and making cider out of dead arachnids. Fun for the whole dysfunctional family.

"One of the funniest things ever made. Seriously buy several copies." -Styxhexenhammer666

34 pages.

Coming Soon: We Have A Bible!

In the last few weeks I've been feverishly working on a project to revamp and recompile the "Holy Bible" into a modern format. I came to the realization that all other bibles were full of nonsense and were boring, so I decided to improve them. The author is necessarily listed as god; because its content is thereby absolutely, inerrantly true and can't be questioned at all without a person becoming a hellbound eternal sinner.

When I first started I intended to use the same format as the KJV- basically broken down into the canonical books (Exodus, Luke, etc) and then merely remade to better fit the will of this one male singular anthropic deity, but I abandoned the first draft when I realized that format was part of what makes all other bibles boring. Therefore, I made new sections which better reflect the one true story of god and jesus and the other figures there.

Unlike other bibles it also contains The Tale of Jesus part III: Jesus comes to the Americas, and The Tale of Jesus part IV: Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. It will also contain the cyberpunk futurism of Jesus Part V: The Newest Testament, and how Jesus came back yet again after coming back over and over again before, this time to inspire the hippies and various cults in California.

Regardless of the satirical tone of the work, it's at least as accurate as any other bible- probably a lot more so. Jesus, after all, was basically an anarcho-communist necromancer with deep seated hatred for organized religion; which becomes evident when you observe the contradicting commands of Jesus and the latter-day Saul (or Paul) who turned Christianity into a violently bigoted, legalistic sect not unlike the baleful Roman cults of the day.

I'm not sure yet when it will be complete and I have a few publishers in mind who might like the work enough to potentially release it; if not it will be self published.