Thursday, June 4, 2015
The Nonfiction Bible: The One True Word of God At Last
At long last the Nonfiction Bible has been completed. All prior spiritual works- the KJV, the Talmud, the Quran, the Book of Mor(m)on, are all hereby supplanted and invalidated by the final, absolute, undeniable, unchanging version of god's word (Copyright 2015, God.)
As it states inside of the Nonfiction Bible itself, it is directly inspired by and directed by god himself. We know this is true, because the book is holy and says so. Inside, you will find, at last, the true story of Jesus fighting a dragon outside of Jerusalem, of his hippie days in Haight-Ashbury swallowing mushrooms and strawberries, and the age old story of Jonah and why god really had him swallowed by a fish. So too does it tell the true stories of Noah, Moses, Adam and Eve, the Revelation of John, and much more.
Its final culmination; an epic battle between the forces of Jesus and Satan over their favorite musical genres, during which they both unveil their final abominable weapons of war, attempting to destroy one another for eternity.